Stratford citizens are agog this morning with the news that a new 'tasteful' sex-orientated premises is to open in the town. Called 'Romeo and Juliet' (now there's a surprise) the owner promises that it will not lower the tone of its hallowed surroundings because it will ownly sell 'tasteful Lingerie'. And 'fun dressing up items'. And 'a selection of sexual health products'. And er...'some adult toys'.Asked to comment on this new addition to a rapidly faltering High Street economy, Mr Arthur Leer (Shakespeare Wuz Ere's Man on the Street) said, 'I don't know why we need establishments like this in our town. In my day a long raincoat and a copy of the News of the World was quite sufficient'.
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Ive just read the artical about this on the Sun website.
To quote the bard, its 'much ado about nothing'.
The woman who owns the shop has another sex shop in Evesham which has been there for about 5 years. It has caused no trouble and is discreet. No neon signs like the sex shops of old.
Stratford will be ok.. believe me. We had the same reaction in Evesham (twice in fact, as we have two sex shops, within a couple of hundred yards of each other), but people soon got bored of it and went back to their every day lives.
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