Kenneth Branagh comes out.

It's interesting to note that yet another (top notch) Lovey has come out in favour of the theory that dear old Shakespeare didn't write the stuff he was supposed to have written. This time it's friend of Prince Charles and very fine actor, Kenneth Branagh. It's interesting because the doubters seem to be growing in strength what with Mark (Hats) Ryland and Derek (Caligula) Jacobi leading the way and expressing their doubts.
Personally, I (admittedly no scholar but I, like the man in the bell tower at Notre Dam, have a gift for hunches) think they're dead right. I've always thought that the whole Shakespeare thing was thought up as a joke. In fact, my own theory is that even the name Shakespeare is a jokey reference to a trembling extra in a crowd scene. The mystery is why would they (whoever 'they' were) do such a thing. I think it was probably a deal set up one drunken night in a tavern somewhere. A laugh, probably a wager on how long they could keep it going.
I also suspect that like the theory that the Vatican has a number of hidden 'gospels' that prove Jesus lived in Surbiton and rode a bicycle with a basket on the handlebars, someone somewhere knows the truth concerning Shakespeare. Of course the reason that these 'secrets' will remain forever hidden is that if they ever became public knowledge then you might as well wave the neighbourhood goodbye.
Personally I blame the Freemasons.