Thursday, 9 July 2009

'Life...don't talk to me about life' (Marvin the paranoid android)

Oh well...another year past and here I am still in Stratford upon Avon, older and wiser. Still, musn't complain. I guess I was lucky to get out of Hartcliffe intact and let's face it Stratters with all its problems is a bit of luxurious place to live in. For nearly 40 years I've survived in this strange little ex-market town. Seriously though, what more could a man want?
The river, the theatre, the lush green countryside, Bell Court (or whatever its called now), the Bancroft, the American 'Fountain' (please take it back). And what about all that wonderful literature, Shakespeare's plays, the Stratford upon Avon Herald...the lists are endless.

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Friday, 3 July 2009

In touch - always

The way that business is going these days it is obviously only the strong that will survive. Which means if you are to be strong then you are going to need all the help that you can get. Thankfully, technology has come to your aid and lent a helping hand in the form of this quite amazing application from RemotePC who are a leading remote access service for Consumers and Businesses alike.
With this tool and with prices starting as low as $4.95 a month, the customer can find him or herself experiencing the luxury of accessing their office computer from the comfort of their own home. Remote PC allows complete access to all the office information that’s required. You will literally be in touch with just about everything that you need. From emails, to all your vital documents and figures, everything, all at your fingertips. And if you want to do it the other way round, i.e. your home computer up in front of you at your office, you can do that as well. You can even let a customer or guest in on it too. Coming with Remote Support and an Online User Manual and Information library, this is a tool that you really should not be without.

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At least being unemployed allows me to go to see...

England's Ladies Cricket Team playing the Aussies at Stratford Cricket Club. TODAY!

6.00pm: Just had to leave. Game held up until lunchtime because of the rain. But they've been playing since about 1 ish. And I've just heard that the England ladies won on the last ball. What a brilliant afternoon. I am happy (but it wont last).


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Wednesday, 1 July 2009

...even weirder...

You know what I was saying about Stratford upon Avon getting more bizarre by the day...read THIS on the wonderful Stratford Online News site.

Note to self: must stop 'pinching' news and do the work.
Another note to self: But it's too hot.

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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

WHEELS OF FIRE PT II

Hell's Pavement Bikers apparently forced back onto the road. Go HERE for story from the magnificent Stratford Online 'better than the inky herald' News

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Monday, 29 June 2009

WHEELS OF FIRE

The motorbike wars are really getting out of hand here in genteel Stratford upon Avon and it's all starting to get quite bizarre. I know I've mentioned it before but it is all quite unbelievable. It would make more sense if it was a Tea Shop War, you know what I mean...Anne Hathaway's Tea shop maliciously undercutting the price of scones at Othello's Cafe. But no.
What we have here are the Police desperately trying to stop the massve Hell's Angels Annual Bulldog Bash and raising the temp by describing our Hell's Angel friends as 'an international crime gang' (when did they work that one out? I mean...the clue is possibly in the name don't you think?). Anyway, all the be-suited worthies in town, especially the ones who own shops etc are up in arms at the poor old hard done by coppers who are basically being told to butt out.
AND THEN...we have the motorcyclists who are using the pristine Bancroft as a parking place. Not Hells Angels more like Hells Mid-life Crisiseseses....and this time...the worthies want them moved on but the police won't or can't, I can't remember which.
I'll tell you it's all becoming a bit much.

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Sunday, 28 June 2009

World of Warcraft

If you are a world of Warcraft FREAK (and I mean that in the nicest possible way) then without doubt you must go to BuyMMOAccounts.com. This site specialises in World of Warcraft and 60 Day World of WarCraft Game Cards. With the cards retailing at $29.99 you would be bonkers (in the nicest possible way) to miss out. So you know what to do...don't you? buy wow cd keys.

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Saturday, 27 June 2009

A great Gypsy Day at Police Headquarters.

Lately the Local Press and one National newspaper plus an Idiot Counsellor who ought to know better have been more than a bit mischievous by reporting Warwickshire Police's attempt at building bridges with the Gypsy Community as a 'Gypsy Party' on which £2000 has been wasted. Well I'm here to report the truth because I got off my arse and went to have a look. Admittedly I have always been interested in communities that are often maligned because a small majority of their members are bad apples. I like to know what effect the viewpoints of bigots etc have on the innocent because I guess it could be said I'm a member of a community that has suffered because of idiots...anyway enough of that.
The day at police headquarters was very good and very well attended. The only sign of a 'party' I could see was a bouncy castle and that of course was for the kids. There was an interesting example of a Roma caravan and some quite incredible photos. There were also other organisations present including the Fire Brigade, Nuneaton Carers, Relate plus a few others.
I went to an interesting talk held by a writer (sorry forgotten his name) who had travelled widely in the Balkans where there's a large Gypsy population. His specialisation was music and he showed a fantastic short documentary about a village where nearly 100% of the male population play or are learning brass instruments as a way of making a better way in life.

I also found out where the word 'Gypsy' came from. Apparently, Gypsies started appearing in what was Constantinople in 13 something. They were originally from India but the people in Constantinople had no concept of India and thought they were, because of their dark skins from Egypt. So...Egypt...EGypt...Gypt...Gypsy...Get it?


So there you have it. No party, Stratford Herald, Mr ignorant Councillor (you know who you are) etc. Just a very good informative day that you should have been at.

NO...I take that back. I'm glad you didn't come.


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Thursday, 25 June 2009

Those nice people up at the labour exchange...

Well here I am still unemployed (possibly unemployable), and still taking my regular trip up to the Stratford upon Avon job centre to see what work is available for a skilled old fart like me. The trip is never, to say the least, very pleasurable (even in good weather) because I'm afraid I'm one of those people who've always felt 'ashamed' at being without a job. A bit like a Leper, although (thank God), I can ever know what a Leper feels like, but you know what I mean. Although l have no missing digits I do feel a large bell and the cry of 'unclean, unclean' would complete the picture. I'm not a snob, it's just the way I was brought up. Hunter, gatherer all that rubbish.
However, none of my inner pain is the fault of the nice people at the job centre. They make my present predicament and the short stay in their office, bearable. Thanks to their good manners and sympathetic outlook, I survive the ordeal. So first of all I want to say thank you to them and then cast my mind back to my first ever bout of unemployment when I was a young man living in Bristol. When a trip to the Labour Exchange, as it was in those days, was a nightmare.
First of all there there was the queue and I mean queue. The long line of desperately broke (broken) people left the building, went out into the street no matter the weather. The line was mainly comprised of, well, how can I put it, society's rejects, with a liberal sprinkling of men in suits. Men who before their life-change experience worked in retail or in an office. The rest of the line were, Gypsy's, Tramps and Thieves (don't forget the Drunks) to quote a line from a song. All this was a horrible once a week experience, especially for one so young (me). But the queueing wasn't the worst of it.
When you finally got to the window which was behind bars by the way, you were handed your dole money in cash. You then had to walk past the queue on your way out. Imagine. Everyone knew that you were carrying cash. Like I said before, most everyone in that queue were desperate, hungry, drunk.
I was lucky, I never got bothered. I survived. But I know for a fact that there were some who never made it to the end of the queue with their meagre payout intact...and some, who were never seen again.

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Sunday, 21 June 2009

The BENNIS is BACK!





Holy Shennanagins is there no stopping this man?

Just when Stratford thinks all is lost. Just when there seems no hope. When the authorities are as usual ignoring our pleas. When our voices are crying desperately out into the wilderness...
In our darkest hour there suddenly appears a flash of Green, the scent of shamrock and a mighty cry of 'what'sgoingonherethen?'...
Yes...it's the Bennis and this time it's the Kerbs and the motorcycles that are feeling his wrath. People are falling over the kerbs like flies caught in a...er...flyspray. Tripping arse over tit (medical expression) on a short trip to the hospital. The elderly, the young and the drunk. No-one is safe. But wait...there's more.
There are Motorcycles and their riders on the promenade! Depositing their oily selves on a pedestrian walkway for Godsake - whatever next? Fish and Chips? The Curse of the Bancroft strikes two-fold and our hero is having none of it.


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