Saturday, 6 February 2010

So Good they Printed it Twice

If you ever get hold of a copy of this week's FREE newspaper The (Stratford) Observer I'd advise you to keep it as it might be worth something in years to come. This piece of tat has been forcing its uninvited way through my letterbox  for quite a few years now and if it wasn't for the fact that it makes good Cat Litter Lining I would have written to the Editor ages ago asking him/her to cease. Anyway, I digress.
I had to laugh this week at their piece on a British Bloke, retired Engineer Leo Fowler who buggered off to Australia in the 1970's and for reasons best known to himself, created incredible copies  (to the inch) of Anne Hathaway's Cottage and Shakespeare's Birthplace in Western Australia.
Now let me make it clear it wasn't the amazing Mr Fowler and his amazing replicas that amused me, absolutely not, it was the fact that The Observer duplicates the story on the opposite page (p12 & 13).
(Get it? Replicas-Duplication? Please yourselves. It made me laugh).

Friday, 5 February 2010

The Crapper Connection.

Today I learnt something. Today I learnt that it's not just Shakespeare who Stratford upon Avon has to thank for its sploge on the map.No Siree, there's more.
Today I learnt that my little old home town has a connection with the man who was part of one of the most important revolutions that has ever swept this country. A Revolution that...how can I put this politely...that changed our er...toiletry habits and...and...damn it...stopped us pooing in the bushes. I talk of course of the man who was part of the revolution that gave us...Flush Toilets. I write of the one, the only, Thomas Crapper. The man who gave his name to er...we'll leave that for the moment.
The Stratford upon Avon Herald (my favourite newspaper and seeing as we are talking about bodily functions, one that at times has come in very handy), reports that some sort of anniversary blah blah blah....was happening at the Thomas Crappers Company and...this is what grabbed my attention... the Company is actually situated in Stratters.
Amazing. I had no idea. One of my heroes. Here. Up the road. The length of an un-ravelled toilet roll away. How exciting is that? But wait...
Why don't we celebrate this fact? Am I the only one who cares? And another thing...what's Shakespeare got that Thomas Crapper hasn't?  I bet more people have heard of Thomas Crapper than Shakespeare. Shakespeare gets a parade-what does Thomas get? We should inaugurate Crapper's Day forthwith. With a Parade. And children waving toilet brushes in celebration.
OK ( And yes I do know. I've done my research), so Thomas didn't invent the Flush Toilet, (see HERE) but he certainly went some way to promoting it and as I mentioned before, lent his name to not only a wonderful piece of machinery but a Bodily Function as well. There can't be a day goes by where somewhere in the world  Thomas' name (or a derivative of it) isn't mentioned. The man should be celebrated immediately.

So...I hereby name the
4th February in the year of out Lord 2010 
THOMAS CRAPPER DAY


(could somebody open a window please?)

Saturday, 30 January 2010

Like a mighty Phallus...

I think it's fair to say that the Royal Shakespeare Phallus is now fully erect and a finer example of elaborate p brickwork I have yet to see.Personally I cannot wait to climb to its Bell end and gaze enthralled across Stratford's rooftops (you can see my house). I wonder if they'll charge?

Monday, 25 January 2010

William or Warhol?

Here's one for you...

'Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery'.

 
           Shakespeare                                       Warhol


Now I thought that the above was one of Shakespeare's, however the Internet attributes it to Andy Warhol. I still think it's Shakespeare...but from what? Damned if I can find it's source, Surely not Crazy Andy? Anyone Help?


Wednesday, 20 January 2010

...and so goodbye John Maples (and others)...

Have no fear that John Maples MP for Stratford upon Avon won't have anything to occupy his time now that he's announced his resignation from the Houses of Parliament, I'm sure he'll find plenty to do with his old offshore Law Firm in the Caymans and besides, the weather will be a lot nicer.

Maples and Calder (sometimes referred to as Maples) is the largest law firm in the Cayman Islands. As at January 2008, it is also the largest offshore law firm in the world.
It was originally founded by Jim MacDonald and John Maples in the early 1960s. Later MacDonald retired and Douglas Calder joined as a partner, and the firm has retained this name ever since. The firm has traditionally eschewed the use of an ampersand in its name, contrary to normal practice for law firms.
The firm was founded in the early 1960s (the exact timing depends upon which event is used to determine the founding date), just in time to ride the spectacular wave of growth in Cayman's offshore financial sector which was precipitated by the independence of the Bahamas in the 1960s.[1] Jim MacDonald and the then-financial secretary of the Cayman Islands, Vasel Johnson, created much of the Caymanian offshore legislation which attracted the international business.
Although known predominantly as a Caymanian firm, Maples and Calder also has smaller offices in Dubai, Dublin, Hong Kong, London and the British Virgin Islands.
Although historically the firm was better known for offshore securitisation work, firm is now probably better known for its Caymanian funds practice.
Maples is one of only two firms in the Cayman Islands ranked in the top tier by both Chambers and Legal 500 directories.
In 2008, Maples & Calder was crowned Firm of the Year - Offshore Law Firm of the Year at the 2008 ALB SE Asia Law Awards[2].
At the 2008 ALB China Law Awards[3], Maples & Calder was crowned:
  • Deal of the Year - IT/Telecommunications Deal of the Year
  • Deal of the Year - China Deal of the Year
Maples & Caler was awarded Deal of the Year - Equity Market Deal of the Year at the2008 ALB Hong Kong Law Awards[4].

(Wikipedia Page HERE)

And talking of saying goodbyes here's a few others whose demise last week wasn't noted in the press...
Rasta Snowman.




A Family Photo.



Saturday, 16 January 2010

Bugger.

Nothing quite like starting a New Year in the same way as the Year just gone. I've just found out my Play Devil Present (this is my play that made the Last Five out of 300 in the Loft Theatre Play Competition -judged by none other than Andrew Davies) has not won. That's not won as in not won.

Friday, 15 January 2010

Hello 2010...

Well, here we are again. Obviously Hibernation for Humans only works to a certain extent and I find myself rudely awoken by a thaw.
So, while I undertake a Spring clean of Shakespeare Wuz 'ere here's something to be going on with...

51 Random Facts About . . . . . .
William Shakespeare
  1. Other than what is found in a few church records and legal documents and in a few contemporary documents such as playgoers' diaries, most evidence of Shakespeare's life is circumstantial. Very little is known for certain.a
  2. More than 80 spelling variations are recorded for Shakespeare's name, from “Shappere” to “Shaxberd.”a
  3. shakespeare signature
    One of the three signatures on Shakespeare's will, spelled "William Shakspeare"
  4. In the few signatures that have survived, Shakespeare spelled his name “Willm Shaksp,” “William Shakespe,” “Wm Shakspe,” “William Shakspere,” ”Willm Shakspere,” and “William Shakspeare”--but never “William Shakespeare.”a
  5. Stratford upon Avon
    William Shakespeare's birthplace, Stratford-upon-Avon
  6. Shakespeare was baptized on April 26, 1564, in Stratford-upon-Avon, just three days before the Stratford parish register recorded an outbreak of the plague.e
  7. By tradition, it is generally supposed that Shakespeare was born on April 23, 1564. April 23 is Saint George's Day, the national day of England, and the same date as Shakespeare's death in 1616 at the age of 52.d
  8. Shakespeare was born under the old Julian calendar, not the current Gregorian calendar that was created in 1582 and adopted in England in 1751. What was April 23 during Shakespeare's life would be May 3 on today's calendar.a
  9. Shakespeare's father, John, was a glover and leather-worker who rose through a series of positions of authority until, in 1568, he became high bailiff, the highest elective office in Stratford.b
  10. In the 1570s, John Shakespeare was prosecuted (or threatened with prosecution) four times for the illegal activities of trading in wool and money-lending.b
  11. A document from 1576 mentions Shakespeare's father, “John Shappere alias Shakespere of Stratford upon Haven,” and accuses him of usury. Shortly afterward, John Shakespeare retired from public life.a
  12. In November 1582, Shakespeare applied for a license to marry Anne Whateley. “Anne Whateley” could be a scribal error for Anne Hathaway, whom he married on or about November 30. She was three months pregnant at the time.d
  13. Because Anne Hathaway Shakespeare's tombstone states she was 67 when she died in 1623, it is generally believed that she was eight years older than her husband. However, the figures 1 and 7 are easily confused--so she might have been 61, only two years older than William.e
  14. William and Anne Shakespeare had three children. Susanna was christened in May 1583, and the twins Judith and Hamnet in February 1585.f
  15. There is no evidence for what Shakespeare did between 1585 and 1592, the period when he moved to London and began his writing career. Thus, there is no record of how his career began or how quickly he rose to fame.a
  16. Shakespeare is listed as an actor on documents from 1592, 1598, 1603, and 1608. It is supposed that he played mostly unassuming parts, such as the ghost in Hamlet, to allow him more time to write.a
  17. A diary entry by Phillip Henslowe records a performance of a play called “harey VI” at Henslowe's Rose theater in March 1592. Many scholars believe this is a reference to Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 1. However, there is no other record of Shakespeare being involved with Henslowe's company, so the reference cannot be confirmed.d
  18. The first definite reference to Shakespeare as a playwright is in a pamphlet by Robert Greene, who wrote, “There is an upstart Crow, beautified with our feathers, that with his Tiger's heart wrapped in a Player's hide, supposes he is as well able to bombast out a blank verse as the best of you: and being an absolute Johannes fac totum, is in his own conceit the only Shake-scene in a country.” “Tiger's heart wrapped in a Player's hide” is an allusion to a line from Henry VI, Part 3.f
  19. Although Shakespeare is usually considered an Elizabethan playwright, much of his greatest work was produced after James I took the throne. Thus, Shakespeare could be more accurately considered Jacobean.a
  20. Many of Shakespeare's plays are based on others' earlier plays, histories, and poems. This was common practice at that time.d
  21. By 1597, Shakespeare's company, the Lord Chamberlain's Men, leased the Theatre. The owner was reluctant to renew the lease. On December 28, 1598, the Lord Chamberlain's Men and about a dozen workers dismantled the Theatre and rebuilt it across the Thames. The new theater became known as the New Globe.b
  22. In Shakespeare's time, theaters had no curtain and used little or no scenery. Playwrights described the setting within the text of the performance.a
  23. Elizabethan theatergoers could purchase apples and pears to eat during the show. These snacks were often thrown at the actors by dissatisfied members of the audience.a
  24. In February 1599, the land for the Globe was leased to Cuthbert and Richard Burbage as well as five other members of the troupe, including Shakespeare, for 31 years. Shakespeare's share of the lease varied over the years, from one fourteenth to one tenth.a
  25. The Globe burned to the ground on June 29, 1613, set fire by a cannon shot during a performance of Shakespeare's Henry VIII.d
  26. In 1603, Shakespeare's company became the official player for King James I and renamed themselves The King's Men.f
  27. In 1608, The King's Men opened the Blackfriar's Theatre, the template on which all later indoor theaters are based.a
  28. On May 20, 1609, Thomas Thorpe published Shakespeare's sonnets in a quarto volume, apparently without the poet's permission.b
  29. Almost nothing is known about when the 154 sonnets were written, to whom they were addressed, or whether they are assembled in the correct order.b
  30. Sonnets are typically love poems, but Shakespeare's are often self-loathing, bitter, and even homoerotic.a
  31. Shakespeare's sonnet
    Many of Shakespeare's sonnets are love poems addressed to a beautiful young man, suggesting the poet's bisexuality
  32. Based on textual evidence in the sonnets and some plays, some believe that Shakespeare was bisexual.b
  33. A leading contender for the beautiful Young Man referred to as a lover in the sonnets is the effeminate youth Henry Wriothesley, third Earl of Southampton and Baron of Titchfield, to whom Shakespeare dedicated his narrative poems, Venus and Adonis and The Rape of Lucrece.b
  34. Shakespeare's sexuality cannot be proven either way, but Wriothesley's can. An observer wrote that Wriothesley shared quarters with a fellow officer whom he would “hug in his arms and play wantonly with.”a
  35. Although the publishers of Shakespeare's first folio claimed that the playwright rarely revised his work, three manuscript pages of the unperformed play, The Life of Sir Thomas More, a collaboration between several authors, are believed to be written in Shakespeare's hand and show that he did, indeed, revise.b
  36. Shakespeare's works contain first-ever recordings of 2,035 English words, including critical, frugal, excellent, barefaced, assassination, and countless.a
  37. Countless excellent phrases, now commonly used, occur first in Shakespeare, including one fell swoop, vanish into thin air, play fast and loose, be in a pickle, foul play, tower of strength, flesh and blood, be cruel to be kind, and with bated breath.a
  38. According to the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, Shakespeare wrote about one-tenth of the most quotable quotations ever written or spoken in English.a
  39. In March, 1616, Shakespeare revised his will. His signatures are shaky, suggesting that he was not well.b
  40. Shakespeare died on April 23, 1616. In his will, he left most of his real estate to his daughter Susanna. A statement was inserted between the lines in the will, which said: "I gyve unto my wief my second best bed with the furniture." The "furniture" was the bedclothes for the bed. This is all he left his wife in his will, and the only time she was mentioned.b
  41. Shakespeare is buried near the altar of Holy Trinity Church, where he was baptized, in Stratford-upon Avon. The slabstone over his tomb includes the following inscription, believed to have been written by Shakespeare himself:

    Good friend, for Jesus' sake forebeare
    To digg the dust enclosed heare;
    Bleste be the man that spares thes stones,
    And curst be he that moves my bones.
    f
  42. The full inventory of Shakespeare's possessions, which would have listed his books and other historically important information, was probably sent to London, where such records were kept at the time. It was most likely destroyed in the Great Fire of 1666.a
  43. The First Folio, the primary source for most of Shakespeare's plays, was published by the last of the Lord Chamberlain's Men, John Heminges and Henry Condell, in August 1623. It is the only source for 18 of Shakespeare's plays, which would otherwise be lost.d
  44. All or part of 300 original First Folios still survive.a
  45. Prior to the First Folio, many of the plays were published in cheap quarto editions. Of the 21 that remain, 12 are considered good copies of the originals, and nine are considered bad, meaning they appear to have been produced from memory.a
  46. Hamlet survives in three versions: a bad 1603 quarto of 2,200 lines, a better 1604 quarto of 3,800 lines, and the First Folio edition of 1623 with 3,570 lines. Some scholars believe that the bad quarto is most likely the one closest to the play that was performed.a
  47. King Lear survives in two copies. The quarto edition includes 300 lines and a whole scene that do not appear in the First Folio. The two versions give important speeches to different characters, altering the nature of three key characters. The endings are also significantly different.b
  48. It is thought that King Lear might have been rewritten for an indoor stage when the King's Men moved in to Blackfriar's Theatre.f
  49. william Shakespeare
    Shakespeare's engraving from the First Folio, 1623
  50. Second, Third, and Fourth Folios were also produced. The Third Folio included six plays that Shakespeare almost certainly did not write (although he might have contributed to at least two of them), but was the first to include his Pericles.a
  51. Some commentators claim that Shakespeare did not write his plays. About 50 candidates have been suggested as having written his plays. However, there is more evidence that Shakespeare wrote his own work than there is that he did not.d
  52. Edward de Vere, seventeenth Earl of Oxford, is a leading candidate in the theories about who really wrote Shakespeare's plays. Sometimes called “spear-shaker,” de Vere died in 1604, before many of Shakespeare's plays were produced. Because de Vere led a rival theater company, scholars who support Shakespeare's authorship consider it unlikely that de Vere would have given his best work to the Lord Chamberlain's Men and the King's Men.d
  53. Sir Francis Bacon, another leading contender, left behind a large volume of writing. His style and word usage is significantly different than Shakespeare's, and his poetry is considered much more stilted.a
  54. Even if Shakespeare wrote his own work, he did not always write alone. As many as a dozen of his later plays are believed to have been collaborations with other authorsf--including The Two Noble Kinsman, known to be written with John Fletcher, Timon of Athens with Thomas Middletonf, and Pericles with George Wilkins.d
  55. Shakespeare's son, Hamnet, died in 1596. His daughter Susanna died in 1649. His younger daughter Judith had three children, but all died before their mother and without children. His granddaughter Elizabeth, daughter of Susanna, died childless in 1670, ending the William Shakespeare line.a

-- Posted January 11, 2009

References
a Bryson, Bill. 2007. Shakespeare: The World as Stage. New York,: HarperCollins Publishers.

b Greenblatt, Stephen. 2004. Will in the World: How Shakespeare Became Shakespeare. New York: W.W. Norton & Company.

c Orgel, Stephen. 2001. “Introduction,“ in King Lear by William Shakespeare. New York: Penguin Putnam Inc.

d Schoenbaum, Samuel. 1987. William Shakespeare: A Compact Documentary Life. New York: Oxford University Press

e Weis, Rene. 2007. Shakespeare Unbound. New York: Henry Holt and Company, LLC.

f Wood, Michael. 2003. Shakespeare. New York: Basic Books.

Sunday, 20 December 2009

So farewell then 2009....

As you may or may nor have noticed I haven't blogged for a bit. I've been busy with a few other things in my life and have no intention of returning to these pages until Jan 2010. So, my millions of loyal readers DO have a brilliant Christmas and a great New Year. See you soon. And thanks for reading me.

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

New Place dig to go ahead.

I see archaeologists are due to start digging at New Place here in good old Stratford in an effort to er...see what they can find. All very exciting because New Place (so they say) is where Shakespeare took his final breath. The building itself was actually demolished in 17 something by, so I heard, by the mad Vicar who used to live there, a one Rev Gastrell. I heard that he was so fed up with people (early tourists?) coming to have a look at where William died that he burnt the house down in a fury, but don't take my word for it, history was never my strong point.
Anyway, the diggers are on the look out for the foundations of the house and rubbish pits, which I would have thought would contain some pretty amazing compost by now. And wouldn't it be great if they found Shakespeare's skeleton pen in hand in the throes of a new play? Or...in the process of signing a confession admitting that it was Edward de Vere wot writ the plays. (Not so ridiculous because as I have said many times before, he ain't in the grave at Holy Trinity. (I was once told by someone in the know that there was nothing in Shakespeare's so-called Tomb at Holy Trinity Church).
Check out the facts regarding the dig HERE

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Fair takes your breath away...

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

He's not the Bard, he's a very naughty boy.

Yet another claim that Shakespeare didn't write Shakespeare but this time with a little more meat on it. The Claim to Fame lands this time on the shoulders of one Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, whose writing style by all accounts fits 'Shakespeare's' to a tee. Some saying that his background and birthrightwould have given him the needed knowledge to write 'Shakespeare', more so, muchmoreso than the lowly William.
BUT, the best bit of 'evidence' (at least I think so) is the discovery that Edward de Vere had a nickname at Court...and guess what it was?It was...wait for it...it was...*'Spear-shaker'.
For more on this interesting turn of events and the thought that the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust might have to return all the dosh they have made go HERE.

*Which fits in with my own personal theory that the name Shakespeare was an in-joke that depicted someone who was perhaps known to all the major players as a rather nervous extra (or spear carrier) in various theatrical production. Perhaps someone of importance who insisted in appearing in all the plays even though they were useless and became the laughing stock?


Sunday, 22 November 2009

Offical Disclosure of extraterrestial life - this year?

Could it be true that the Obama Administration is preparing an official disclosure that life on other planets exists?

Saturday, 21 November 2009

A Walking Tour of Stratford upon Avon

Down the Street of a Thousand Restaurants, past the Fish & Chip Shop, around the corner to gaze upon the near completed Viewing Platform, to be nearly run over by an oncoming car.

video

Friday, 13 November 2009

It's THE (hypocritical) SUN what did it.

 
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